Vampire Beanie

Beanies are like hats for people with heads. You can also wear beanies on your feet, but we wouldn't advise it. They are, like we said, primarily for heads, or the head-region. They could, sometimes, be placed on elbows, but we got Jeff, in our Research and Development department, to run the tests and we haven't been able to solve the "slipping-off" problem. We put our faith in Jeff and he let us down, even after he assured us he'd figure it out. Because of Jeff's failure, you can really only wear the beanies on your head. Sorry.