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The Arbiters Tote Bag

The Arbiters Tote Bag

Regular price £9.99 GBP
Regular price Sale price £9.99 GBP
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Rumoured - without justification - to be made from human skin, the Arbiters Tote Bag is simply the height of fashion for any cool young thing about town. Capable of holding up to 80,367 paperclips, this is definitely not made from Jeff. Jeff is fine and well and still working in our Research and Development department. Despite his many failures he is happy, has all of his own skin, and is very alive. He just can't come to the phone right now.

  • 100% Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
  • Bag measures 36xm x 36cm
  • Proudly Printed in the UK
  • Long Handles

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